Illogical list of illogical gods

The most illogical one of all, a spoof of the FSM

Following is a list of all Gods that do not adhere to mainstream ideas of what a deity ought to be. For easily offended fundamentalists, please cover your eyes, nose and ears and expunge the memory of you having ever visited this page from your brain.

• God, the great big one that lives in the sky
• The God of Fried Chicken Drippings, the Kentucky Fried Deity
• Bonjook, the Banana God
• World-wide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God
• Satan, he's a nifty bastard
• God 2.0, one who puts his omniscience too good use (he's never lost a bet)
• Carl Sagan
• Perhaps, the most illogical one of all, an evil spoof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
• Johann D. Mallow (note: not technically a god, but often considered one)