Illogicopedia:Vampires

I take it all back.

“Bring me my insanity pen!”

~ Francis E Dec on a bender

The ?pedia Bureaucrats are individuals appointed by the mighty Illogia to perform his bidding, seeing as he himself is lacking in the hand, let alone finger department. I mean, have you ever seen a penguin use a computer? Thought not.

For some reason, these are known as vampires at the Illogicopedia. Maybe this is because they enjoy sucking your blood, we don't know because nobody has encountered one and lived to tell the tale.

A steak through the heart should vanquish them! Or at least give them a flesh wound.

Seriously though

“Seriously you guys...”

~ Cartman

Fnurdle.

So who are these Bureaucraps then?

• See here, foo

Wait, where did they go?

As of the mid-2020s, all of the vampires have disappeared, one by one. Some haven't been active since the 2010s. Fortunately, there's still some spooky inter-dimensional entities around, which we call sysadmins for lack of a better term. Or not so fortuneately, depending on how you look at it. Whatever your attitude towards it, they can get the same basic things done as the vampires of old could.