Penguin

"Penguins" redirects here. For more chocolatey goodness, see Penguin (ambiguation).

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Penguin
Polar bears don't eat penguins - they can't get the wrappers off.
Kingdom	Animalia
Phylum	Chordata
Class	Aves
Order	Sphenisciformes
Family	Spheniscidae
Genus	Aptenodytes

Penguins are actually robotic butlers in disguise as Wayne Rooney.

Penguins are better than

• Kit Kats
• Romans
• And Ian Dury

Well, maybe not the last one. Hit me.

A haiku about pengwings

They kill everyone.

Even bowties they are.

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, you're a haiku. DOILY!

See also

• Space penguin
• Evil penguins
• The Evil Penguin
• The penguins in the fridge
• Holy Penguin Army