Illogicopedia:The Anti-Penguin party
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Motto Let us wipe penguins off the face of the earth! | ||
Leader | President Bob | |
Founded | 2008 | |
Headquarters | slough | |
Political Ideology | Insanity, Penguin genocide, Fuck all penguins! | |
Website | Nun whatsoever | |
Official deputy | Not got one, yet | |
Parliamentary colours | A new colour I made with my own fluids |
The penguins are massing my friends, either you fight to the death or die without fighting to the death, its your choice. I have taken satisfactory measures to prevent this from happening, if you want to join the group of the unholy war lords then sign your name below...
- The leader of the motley crew --HUGE BOB formerly binclin 16:55, 13 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
If you join...[edit | edit source]
- You and your family will have nuclear warheads to protect yourself
- You get free glue privileges and to a lesser extent, blood.
- if you win a game of chess you are allowed to mirk at your victim in shame.
If you don't join...[edit | edit source]
- Shot in the head with a magnum :)