Illogicopedia:The Anti-Penguin party

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The anti penguin party
Let us wipe penguins off the face of the earth!
Leader President Bob
Founded 2008
Headquarters slough
Political Ideology Insanity, Penguin genocide, Fuck all penguins!
Website Nun whatsoever
Official deputy Not got one, yet
Parliamentary colours A new colour I made with my own fluids

The penguins are massing my friends, either you fight to the death or die without fighting to the death, its your choice. I have taken satisfactory measures to prevent this from happening, if you want to join the group of the unholy war lords then sign your name below...

  • The leader of the motley crew --HUGE BOB formerly binclin Fdx.jpg 16:55, 13 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

If you join...[edit]

  • You and your family will have nuclear warheads to protect yourself
  • You get free glue privileges and to a lesser extent, blood.
  • if you win a game of chess you are allowed to mirk at your victim in shame.

If you don't join...[edit]

  • Shot in the head with a magnum :)