Illogicopedia:The Strangled Cat Party

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The Strangled Cat Party

Motto Trust us; a vote for us is in your best interest.
Leader	Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone
Founded	1806
Headquarters	Shh, it's a secret
Political Ideology	Depression, Oppression, Maniacalness and Totalitarianism
Website	Illogicopedia, once our plans for domination have succeeded.
Official deputy	The Divine Fluffalizer
Parliamentary colours	Orange and Black

“Obey and vote for us. You'll like it; honest. (especially the obeying part)”

~ Shady Figure on on the Strangled Cat Party

The Strangled Cat Party sees world domination as a mere stone-throw away. While they publicly claim to be a clean party without any sort of links to the mafia, everyone knows better.

Aims

The Supporters to the party are not few, but it will use any means necessary to gain the ultimate goal of complete, all-encompassing domination. (mwehehehe!) The party does not hold a hatred of the general public, quite the opposite - it's just blind to the needs to its non-supporters; support the SCP, or it will see you in hell.

Vote SCP

A vote for us is like a vote for anyone else, except without the chance of an "accident" at the end of it.

Click here and add your name to the list to join the ranks of the SCP

Members who support our totalitarian plans for Wiki Domination

• The Divine Fluffalizer, High Fluffalizer and official Shady Figure of the Party
• The Fresh Out Of Hell HelloolleH
• The Testy Osterich
• Lord Hani from The Far Far Away Poland Territories, Master of So Needless and Senseless Magic Arts of the 3^rd degree (+5 to defense against black magic and Flying Apple Pie)
• MathPoet
• King Semsem
• lunarune
• Read that new book (me) Soon!
• Chaplain Gruntles
• Sophia III
• Xi Jinping
• 80GallonsOfGas
• The creature