Garbage
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Garbage rowing is a popular sport in many parts of the world.
Garbage (pron. Car-bitch) is the world's most valuable substance ever because um... well it just is, OK? You know how the sky is just blue and everyone accepts that? Well, it's much the same thing with garbage.
As Naruto (a prime example of garbage) would say, "BELIEVE IT!!"
Do you want to hear the garbage song? No! Of course you don't because it's a load of childish nonsense.
"Garbage juice", the delicious nectar that drips off the bottom of a dumpster, is known to be a primary source of nutrition for /b/tards and hyper-partisan politicians.
Where garbage can be found[edit | edit source]
- In garbage cans.
- On the streets, which makes the streets look amazing.
- On YouTube in the form of bad videos.
- Elsewhere on the Internet, particularly Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan.
- On TV in the form of advertisements, political speeches, reality shows, and shows like Teletubbies.
- In China's and India's skies.
- At the very bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Medicinal Properties[edit | edit source]
“I've eaten only garbage for a month so far and I'm not dead yet! But I do feel like a raccoon.”
Anagrams[edit | edit source]
- Bag gear - Goes with your bags
- Beg a rag - Maybe you can get some dirty clothes
- Age garb - Great for archaeologists to dig in
- Bare gag - Funny, isn't it?
- Rage gab - You're putting it where?!