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THE ILLOGIPOST
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17th Aym 2017
Ice-cream? More like article-cream![edit | edit source]
by XY007
It seems that in recent days, a series of articles has emerged detailing what the user would submit himself to in order to receive the elusive ice-cream treat known as a Klondike Bar. 2+2=5, our Los Angeles correspondent, is behind this series of pages, and it is believed he will explain his motives.
"I was always fond of those bizarre TV commercials for the enigmatic Klondike Bar, in all its dangerous delectability. I would always gravitate toward the nearest heavy or sharp object whenever I saw it come on..." -Twoandtwo
Meanwhile, some other correspondents have been considering this to be an invasion of sorts, in which ice cream takes the stage - as exemplified by the creation of a brand new category for such articles, even some which existed before now. Foreshadowing?
Ooh, a stoat.
Treel?