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THE ILLOGIPOST
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30th Arply 2017
Werewolf bite in sight[edit | edit source]
by XY007
It appears that XY007 has been bitten by the werewolves, as a result of Illogico making a forum, that said that he would make a good admin due to his inactivity. As a result, he was given these powers on the 28th. (I think?)
Also, writing about himself in the third person is fun.
Brief infiltration of Goatse propaganda[edit | edit source]
Goatse, a website whose notoriety can trace its roots back to the cancer-ridden message boards of 4chan and is known to perpetrate its propaganda across numerous internet platforms in the form of a seemingly benevolent internet link, was spotted by South Korean news correspondent lol today.
The sighting was made possible by lol's investigation of a sandbox belonging to a user who will not be named for the sake of maintaining his/her anonymity. The sandbox contained a pixelized yet still recognizable rendering of Goatse propaganda that advocated the painful yet pleasurable spreading of your anu - butter on a totally blackened slice of toast. Reviled and concerned about the potential consequences of allowing the propaganda to take effect, lol notified Los Angeles news correspondent 2+2=5 and was asked to investigate it for himself.
“I dunno what goats means, I thought it was naked penis!”
The anonymous creator of the propaganda, upon learning of the potential consequence of being given a Chinese Burn by an admin (namely, Melbourne news correspondent and founder/editor of the IllogiPost, XY007), quickly removed the bloody rectu - horrible Goatse propaganda to assure his stay within the Illogicopedian community. It would be reasonable to suggest that the user be made to pledge allegiance to Illogicopedia and monitor any nefarious propaganda-fueled actions orchestrated by Goatse.
Meanwhile, in the V'vaotoo System...
Nefarious anon of previous header writes racial slur[edit | edit source]
In the previous header of this issue of the IllogiPost, I discussed the activity of a user who will still remain anonymous for the sake of his/her protection involving their creation of Goatse propaganda. Recent developments, however, have shown that the user has neglected the prospect of a ban and has decided to do something else that is equally "shocking" and outright immature.
The user created an article on Illogicopedia whose title is the archaic yet still overused derogatory term for a person of African descent. Instead of going on a racist rant or making a vacuous and feeble argument on the supposed superiority of the sniveling Aryan race, the user wrote the following:
“Delete this shit of illogic.”
The article was subsequently labeled for a speedy deletion and is currently awaiting a deletion by an admin. It would be reasonable to make concerns over the user's future here in Illogicopedia.
Meanwhile, in the V'vaotoo System...
Vandal takes over, for one day[edit | edit source]
by XY007
The vandalism of Recordance became a problem: he was blanking pages all over the wiki.
Users 2 + 2 = 5 and Illogico helped repairing damages. Thanks to more active users, this place is shaping up to be a serial rooster murderer Uh... something. Cheers!
Meanwhile, in the Damogran System...
The Great Main Page Blackout is over![edit | edit source]
by XY007
For three days, the Main Page was invisible for unknown reasons, until Silent Penguin (Illogia) came to the rescue and informed everyone of a template that had been vandalised. As a result, just like dominoes, the entire main page came down. That IP has been blocked, and the Main Page fixed.
All we can say is: CSS is precious. Use it wisely.