User:Thekillerfruitcake

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Yeah, this is mine. I polish my banana every day to keep it from going bad.

Sup.

This is things I did

For those obsessed with facts and reality, Thekillerfruitcake also has a user page on Uncyclopedia.

1. Sport
2. CORM
3. Finite Loop
4. Fork
5. Mind
6. Law
7. Tubgirl
8. Meatspin
9. Y0UR M0M ISSS A C00W! (did half)
10. LOOK WHAT JENNIFER DID! (rewrite)
11. An article that is made by striking every key on the keyboard only once (except for Backspace, Tab and the F(number)s, which are always sabatoging me from the back (lol, back) )
12. Jews
13. Awesome
14. An Article that is an infinite loop with its own talk page... BELIEVE IT!!!
15. ¶
16. List
17. Serpeniver
18. Yoon
19. User:D. G. Neree Some user
20. Jet
21. Cold War
22. The Walrus
23. Gin and Juice
24. Line
25. Page full of goatse
26. Yeah
27. Fool on the Hill
28. Deviled Eggs (honorable mention in Illogic Pickle, and shit)
29. Stream of consciousness (featured, and shit)
30. Armenian Genocide
31. Dogbird (expansion)
32. Rape (rewrite)
33. Shakespeare
34. The Stand
35. Lacigolli
36. Deus ex machina
37. Deus ex Machina (rewrite)
38. Jwnei (rewrite)
39. Net Authority
40. Noodles
41. Retard
42. Dig Dug
43. Boom (rewrite)
44. Wu Tang Clan
45. Fugue
46. Debating (honorable mention in Illogic Pickle, and shit)
47. Angela Millington
48. Grapefruit
49. Bestiality
50. Techno
51. Walt Disney (featured, and shit)
52. Orgasm
53. Washington Parallelogram (Epic'd!)
54. Pantheism
55. The Happy Tree Friends (rewrite)
56. Hitmonchan
57. Pondy pondy pondy (rewrite)
58. Vidja game
59. The page with no name
60. Tim Allen
61. Ice-9
62. Cat's Cradle
63. She
64. Weird
65. HowTo:Write an Epic for the Illogic Pickle (yet another Pickle Honorable Mention, and shit) (Also featured)
66. A page with exactly 1337 characters and no categories
67. Francisco Goya
68. Bon Jovi
69. Stratosphere
70. Koopa (rewrite)
71. GOLD STANDARD
72. Elephant nuts (requested)
73. Chocolate bananas (requested)
74. Jammawammahoo (requested)
75. Wikilinks (requested)
76. AHHHHHHHHHHHH (rewrite)
77. Mexico (requested)
78. I like pie (requested)
79. Dwight Yoakam (requested)
80. The Mahavishnu Orchestra (Winner! of that Halloween contest thing)
81. Air (requested)
82. The American Civil War‎

Articles created on my quest to completely de-redlink Pokémon

1. Digimon theft and slight altercation
2. Racist
3. Japanese Gamer
4. Fourchan
5. Conspiracy
6. An orgy in full flow
7. Spying on
8. Other more creative game designers
9. An email
10. Suspiciously
11. Inbox
12. No good punk
13. Sajiri Tyatoshi (or something like that)
14. Drew the blinds
15. Firewall
16. Nintendo back-hander
17. Declaring
18. Childish games

Thing(s) my friend(s) did on my account

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