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IMPORTANT FACTS!!![edit | edit source]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.[edit | edit source]

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.[edit | edit source]

(So that's how Al Qaeda will do it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.[edit | edit source]

(Lolwut?)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.[edit | edit source]

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)[edit | edit source]

(I'm still not over the pig.)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.[edit | edit source]

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.[edit | edit source]

(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.[edit | edit source]

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.[edit | edit source]

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.[edit | edit source]

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.[edit | edit source]

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.[edit | edit source]

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


Polar bears are left-handed.[edit | edit source]

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.[edit | edit source]

(What about that pig??)