Jimbo

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Jimbo may refer to several people. To make things easier for you, we're providing information on plenty of Jimbos on this page. We'll be focusing on mostly Mars-based Jimbos, though some other Jimbos may be thrown in as well. Of course, it's very easy to throw stuff in Mars gravity, as long as there aren't too many dust storms about. Sneeze.

The Jimbo Catalogue

The Jimbo Catalogue was the brainchild of famed researcher Dr. Cantaloupe Island, formed by a fusion of his amygdala and hippocampus. Unfortunately it didn't last long, for the hippocampus later ate the amygdala, which forced its way out with a potent combination of rubidium and water. The resulting explosion was said to have attracted plenty of stereotypical masculine men, who scooped up the catalogue and ate it.

Recovery of the Jimbo Catalogue

But the stereotypically masculine men didn't go far. Conforming to their communities' lofty standards of masculinity, they guzzled down several gallons of fine Venusian beer, topping it off by eating live dragons doused with cinnamon tea. The Jimbo Catalogue, now languishing in their stomachs, tried its best to fight the tide of dragons, but even the giant cantilever dams it had built around the stomach failed to hold back the dragons, which were now on surfboards transversing the mighty waves of beer. The noble Catalogue fought a delaying battle down the duodenum, jejunum and ileum, but found itself completely suppressed.

But it found freedom. The stereotypically masculine men then excreted in a nearby bush, washed their hands with beer and left.

A tribe of marauding Mongols then traipsed out of a nearby TARDIS, and with the help of their deft handicraft skills pieced the hapless Catalogue together. Strung over a yurt, the Catalogue surveyed the area. Knowing that the Mongols were likely going to eat it again, or at best present it to their Khan as a trophy, the brave Catalogue fled. Mongol forces surrounded it, and heaped much goat milk and liquefied cheese on it, but the Catalogue brandished a hippo campsite, dispersing the Mongols.

It was then found by expert cricketeer Dr. DeHavilland Honeywell, who presented the catalogue to the authorities in a grand ticker-tape parade, where the Catalogue was awarded the keys to the city and a free pencil. And some scented candles from the routed Mongols, who had been found cowering in a rather filthy bush.

Contents of the Jimbo Catalogue

The Jimbo Catalogue contained records of at least a thousand Jimbos. Much of it is still undergoing reconstruction by lab workers in Dr. Honeywell's team, ably assisted by several captured Mongols and a few retired goats, all of which had firsthand experience in the recovery of the Catalogue.

Jimbos

Jimbo Jimbo

Jimbo Jimbo was another expert cricketeer, cataloguing up to 1000 species of crickets.

Jimbo Meat

Jimbo Meat had roast beef.

Jimbo Thislittlepiggy

Jimbo Thislittlepiggy was accused of saying 'wee wee wee' his entire life, an affliction that led to his eventual self exile in the plains of Gusev.

Jimbo Whales

Jimbo Whales was an expert in setting up webcams to observe penguins riding unicorns in their native habitats. He was destined for universal recognition by the age of 20; unfortunately an influx of Nyan cats displaced the Penguins in the Rainbow War of Coldness. He later vowed to restore the penguins to their rightful, wealthy status, and when the Catalogue was written was still devotedly going door-to-door.