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"Penguins" redirects here. For more chocolatey goodness, see Penguin (ambiguation).

Polar bears don't eat penguins - they can't get the wrappers off.
Kingdom Animalia
Phylum Chordata
Class Aves
Order Sphenisciformes
Family Spheniscidae
Genus Aptenodytes

Penguins are actually robotic butlers in disguise as Wayne Rooney.

Penguins are better than[edit | edit source]

Well, maybe not the last one. Hit me.

A haiku about pengwings[edit | edit source]

They kill everyone.
Even bowties they are.

By the way, you're a haiku. DOILY!

See also[edit | edit source]