Jimbo Whales

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  To be confused with Jimbo Wales.  
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Jimbo Whales was an expert in setting up webcams to observe penguins riding unicorns in their native habitats.[WTF?] He was destined for universal recognition by the age of 20; unfortunately an influx of Nyan cats displaced the Penguins in the Rainbow War of Coldness. He later vowed to restore the penguins to their rightful, wealthy status, and when the Catalogue was written was still devotedly going door-to-door. He is also the inventor of the "Inflatable Guitar".[I made this up for the dramatic effect]

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