Jon667
“ISO667 ISO ISO!!!!”
“Well, THAT was a deep dive. Someone could easily make a 3 hour YouTube video on…well, whatever this is. I think I kind of understand it? I didn’t read much of the “lore”, if you could even call it that. The links in illogicopedia’s ISO article seem to be referencing an internet demo group, but idk if that’s actually connected or if it’s just an illogicopedia thing. Seems like this Taxworm person created it? I feel like I’m more confused than I was before”
Jon667 (code number 667) is a federal agent who was working on OperatISOn trying to undermine ISO and his hammer smashing activities. They're known for their Reddit activities, doxxing ISO[1] and generally playing Hearts of Iron IV and Victoria 3. A cool person. Or at least they pretend to be so, in order to gather more and more and more information about ISO. They also might've been a private agent hired by Mort in order to punish ISO for shouting in the classroom while Mort was teaching.
All the stuff he's done over the years[edit | edit source]
- Steal ISO's hammer. ISO got it back from his friends on his birthday, which in turn revealed ISO's birthday to Jon.
- Make ISO fans reveal significant stuff over the ISO lore. Like haha iso smash head hamer.
- Doxxing ISO using the google search function. Most likely. Jon might've googled en passant though. We'll see his search history when 150 leaks it out.
- Poop out a big greasy pile of shit in the middle of a hardware store.[2]
- Keep the largest stash of peas ever recorded. Jon held a Guinness World Record for that, when he sold half of his stash to gather more information about ISO.
150's big hacker moment[edit | edit source]
150 hacked his way into the National Sex Agency and found lots of personal data and alt accounts Jon667 has been using to gather information. Through this process it was revealed that Jon667 also had top secret fnurdle design blueprints, and that they had a stash of peas in his warehouse. There was also a full naked image of ISO, though ISO has never taken a photo in his life. The picture we use for ISO is a fake Microsoft Paint drawing. We made it for funsies. Get tricked. When 150 saw this picture, he got a heart attack and could almost die. But, through his immense hacking powers, he hacked his heart and injected a piece of code for it to continue working and pumping out blood.[suspicious quotes] Of course, if 150 had called the ambulance, it would reveal his very very very mysterious identity, and this almighty and legendary haxx0r could be arrested.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ See quote above. This is a textbook example of doxxing.
- ↑ Confirmed by 150 who saw the video when hacking the NSA.