Keokee, Virginia

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For those who can't handle the real truth, the spinners of fake truth at Wikipedia have a thoroughly boring article on Keokee, Virginia.

Keokee, Virginia is a town in Virginia. According to the censusening, we used to know how many people live there, but now we're too fucking zooted to remember.

Etymology[edit | edit source]

The name "Keokee" originates from the Key o' Keys, a relic which ruled Keokee throughout the common practice period. The other keys thought it was fake and dumb and stupid and dumb though, so they booted it out. Assholes.

History[edit | edit source]

Keokee was founded in 1942, much to my chagrin. Seriously, what the fuck, Reed? You lying bastard.

In 1947, the town experienced an oil boom, in which all of the town's oil went kaboom. This killed nobody, but injured billions. Why were so many people there? What do you mean? We've always been there!

The 1965 Autumn Olympics were held in Keokee, and people from all over the world came to compete in sportsball. This caused thousands of casualties, with Jargle Rivers coming out on top as supreme champion.

In 1990, nothing happened.

Geography[edit | edit source]

Keokee is home to rolling hills and lush plains, all of which has been gloriously exploited for the benefit of capitalism. The once lively wilderness surrounding the city is now a magnificent grey wasteland with leafless trees and smoggy skies. Simply wonderful! No matter how much we reverse the river's flow, we cannot wash our hands of sin!

Keokee lies north of Koeeek, south of Eoekek, east of Okeeke, and west of Ekkoee.