Are you stupid? Virginia is gone. It doesn't exist anymore. So stop looking for it, you retards. IT'S NOT THERE.
There are no places in Virginia. There are no rolling hills, no somersaulting valleys, no cartwheeling mountains. And there are absolutely no calderas. You know why? Because Virginia doesn't exist anymore. It's gone.
You're expecting Virginia to have a climate? Well, guess what? YOU'RE WRONG!
Flora and fauna
There used to be animals in Virginia. But you know what? THEY'RE DEAD! Yes, that's right. All of the animals are dead. Just like all the people who used to live there.
Virginia was once an island paradise. Then the Europeans arrived, and the mountain tumbled down, creating the Golden Gate Bridge.
At first, Virginia was populated entirely by slaves. They worked the land and worked it, and there wasn't even anyone making a profit off of it. Eventually, someone was unstupid enough to invent the cotton gin, and Virginia magically became prosperous, and all the slaves became free and stuff.
AND THEN VIRGINIA DIED. FOREVER.
THERE ARE NO PEOPLE IN VIRGINIA YOU FUCKING MORON! IT'S GONE! FOREVER!
Most populous cities
- Virginia Beach (0)
- Norfolk (0)
- Chesapeake (0)
- Richmond (0)
- Newport News (0)
- Alexandria (0)
- Hampton (0)
- Roanoke (0)
- Portsmouth (0)
- Suffolk (0)
Virginia doesn't have an economy! It's not even there anymore! How can it have an economy? Jeez. You people.
Virginia has this really cool culture that consists chiefly of not existing. Actually, you know how Islam has five pillars? Well, in Virginia, not existing is all five of them. That's how important not existing is in Virginia. If you go to Virginia, you would probably be shunned by everybody in Virginia just for existing. If there were any people to shun you. In which case they would be hypocrites.
Are you fucking........ Why do you have such high expectations of a place that doesn't even exist anymore? I mean, come on! Politics? You've got to be out of your mind. Virginia doesn't have politics. Nobody in Virginia has any opinions about anything at all. You know why? Because they're not there!
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