Kerry Katona

“All nuns shop at ASDA. Blahaa! Are you insinuating that I'm drunk? [hic]”

~ Kerry Katona after a few too many. Which is one.

Kerry Katona is, of course, a cat owner, or Hager, or-or “obtainer”. However she is more notable for her collection of leftover pasties and chopped carrots which she stores in her vast freezer, commonly known as Iceland. On weekends she goes to the Paraffin Oil Shop for a pint and to discuss marketing tactics with Jamie Oliver. Usually this ends in a fight, with the only side coming out on top the bottom side.

See also

• Jennifer Ellison for similar stereotypical bitching.