Lar
Lookatthelarit'slarit'slarit'slarit'slaaaaaaaaaar!
This statement is not to be confused with Killswitch Engage:
“WTF? What is lar? This isn't another repetitive article is it?”
Ihaf no deers, poor damn wanka bambi, so instead I shall say something racial.
INDIAN!
Lol
Anyway, upon the subject of Lar, whom is nicht Lars Ulrich, Laa-Laa the teletubby, Lard who is a cock and the ex-business partner of Fat or David Schwimmer, is instead Lar.
Fiction[edit | edit source]
Lar is Lar
More Fiction[edit | edit source]
Lar is the paragon of all antagonists of north-east Nationalist Propaganda, being the only one who has THE DECENCY to strip naked and yell "holla!" at passers-by who don't like to hear the word "holla!". Thanks to this this resulted in the disambiguation of all that is cartoons such as I am Weasel and Angry Beavers, showing that these cartoons are in fact highly ambiguous, much like cheese. Cheese? What cheese damn you? Why must you be so damn ambiguous?!
Lar?[edit | edit source]
Lar.
Facts? We want facts y'know too[edit | edit source]
Lar is a pig. A pig from russia who tends to a small farm that makes a small profit every semester. He also likes swiss people, especially ones that don't know why they are here and what is that pig doing to them, or "Grüezi mitenand. Hämmer rüebli nööd? ...Gäll?" To which we reply "Z'Morge, wämmer eis go ziie?"