Old leet speak

This duth be the original 1337 speak before yonder new age interweb congealed in a bird's nest in the Pacific.

Basically, it duth be shakespeare-like speaking, with many duths, thys, thees, Popes, pizzeriae a few ſ 's and Andrew Lloyd Webbers.

Examples

1. I duth be on mine way to thonder bankorium. Loleth.
2. Omgeth, yon whore Stfuueth, verily.
3. Unto thee one hath been roflised, nonesuch eth for farming et taking advantage of thee, u big fat n0ubeth

Usage in history

Ye olde leet speak is especially remembered for being used in Shakespeare's prequel to Hamlet, Hamlet: The Beginning, starring Mel Gibson as King Hamlet (Hamlet in the original film's father). The film was criticized for trying too hard to be edgy, whilst at the same time being criticized as lacking in goatse and other such memes.

Old leet speek is also the third most used language in pornography throughout the world, after DA DA DA and Elfish. What can I say? Runescape players dominate the industry. Lolwut?

LATER EXAMPLES

IN THE AGE OF THE TELEGRAPH A NEW FORM OF LEET SPEAK AROSE STOP IT INVOLVED SAYING STOP AFTER EVERY SENTENCE STOP AND USED AS FEW WORDS AS POSSIBLE TO SAVE MONEY STOP THINGS HAVE BEEN VERY BORING HERE LATELY AND I MISS YOU ALL STOP SEND MOMMY MY LOVE STOP KTHXBAI STOP

See also

• Grand High Government of Intarwebz
• Lolwut
• Kthxbai
• Leet