Leet

If you can read this, then you need to get out of the house more.

“1337 is teh PWNAGE!!”

~ User:Nerd42 on Leet

“1337 !$ 4\/\/$0/\/\3... /\/\4d3 by c4/\/\3r0/\/ y4 |\| 7!$ !$ 73|-| /\/\3><!<4|\|!!!!!”

~ Someone on Leet

Erm, yeah. Leet ( pronounced "Thirteen thirty-seven" ) is a brand new flavoured cordial from Robinsons which can be drunk or ingested via the earhole.

Please, save us from this insanity!!! I fear the world will collapse upon itself otherwise.

English

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