Lenovo

Lenovo is a Chinese company that makes some dope-ass computers. They bought their computer division from IBM because IBM were kinda dumb, but probably were strapped for cash and needed some Commie money reeeeal quick. Either way, their keyboards on the laptops are pretty solid. It's the opposite of that old stereotype of Chinese products, that they're all bad rip-offs of stuff from other countries. Don't get me wrong, they still do that. But it's not as bad as it used to be. Just look at Lenovo. I mean they aren't the greatest. They were in a major privacy scandal with some malware or something that spied on its users. Or was that HP? Really though. Lenovo makes some good products.

History

Lenovo was founded in China long ago. Legend has it, it was raised in a computer-chicken nest, and when the chicken-computer came to roost, it decided to hatch early so it could go to Harvard for a Business degree. It was the 80s, everyone was doing coke, it could've happened.

Present Day

Well I'm typing this article on a Lenovo Yoga, so the computers work. I'm not being hunted down by Communist secret police, so that's nice. They make some phones, but nobody cares. They make laptops and desktops and other stuff for businesses. They also hold a 40% stake in the boardroom of the International Lizard People Society (ILPS), which is why you might have been seeing stars in your coffee lately.