Life Is Like A Jello Pudding

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“Life should be more like a Jello shot”

Life is like a jello pudding, ya see,

It starts off all nice and creamy then goes all sour..

Nobody likes sour jello pudding.

It just ain't happening, ya see?

That's the problem with kids these days...

They listen to the rap music -

Which gives them the brain damage, ya see.

And they don't know what the jazz is all about!

Ya see?

Yeah - so as I was saying..

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Ya know... chocolate pudding.

I loves me some chocolate pudding!

Yes sir.