Martian Chaphunter

Martian Chaphunter is green, yet he tis also red, blue and white. Who is this creature, my fair conissuer?

I DUNNO? I'm just malady's... Umm... I WORK FOR THE QUEEN OKAY?!

Maybe it's....(DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUNNY DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!)

Martian CHAPhunter!

Or is eet?

Truly, he is. bah.

Background

His real name is... Erm..... Jeffrey Chapstick? Well, um...something like that. Anyway, he was born in Britain and obviously not Kansas, or was that Superchap's story?.

Meh, deal with it!

He died in 1773, the age of thingermalabobby.

Yet, his name was not bob, it was Jeff.

Chapstick.

Powers

• Chap detecting - Detects chaps of malady
• Laser beam - Directed towards truly unfair, unjusticed chaps
• Chapchopper hands of chapchopper doom.
• Being a fair chap.

And he is quite a kind chap at that! Now be a good chap and fetch me eleventeen sugar cubes.

More chaps to observe

• Batchap
• Superchap