Meagher tree

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The Meagher tree is a fat tree which a nerd occupies when thinking about nerd stuff, such as your mom.

Habitat and Lifestyle[edit | edit source]

Because of the Meagher Tree being confused with a Meager Tree, which is quite a weak and powerless cousin, the tree lives exclusively in your basement, where it has been banished due to unpopularity. Environmentalists have been lobbying to have a National Meager Holiday in order to raise awareness for its doomed extinction because of the black mold in your house, but Walmart is against their reforms.

Current Events[edit | edit source]

The Meagher Tree explains most of the sounds that come from your basement, since it has no friends and so creaks and squeaks the house to attract a mate. Walmart currently uses Meagher extract in 439932% of the products it sells to consumers. Due to the increased demand for Walmart houses and Walmart cars, the tree is planned to go extinct in -5 years.