Meagher tree
The Meagher tree is a fat tree which a nerd occupies when thinking about nerd stuff, such as your mom.
Habitat and Lifestyle[edit | edit source]
Because of the Meagher Tree being confused with a Meager Tree, which is quite a weak and powerless cousin, the tree lives exclusively in your basement, where it has been banished due to unpopularity. Environmentalists have been lobbying to have a National Meager Holiday in order to raise awareness for its doomed extinction because of the black mold in your house, but Walmart is against their reforms.
Current Events[edit | edit source]
The Meagher Tree explains most of the sounds that come from your basement, since it has no friends and so creaks and squeaks the house to attract a mate. Walmart currently uses Meagher extract in 439932% of the products it sells to consumers. Due to the increased demand for Walmart houses and Walmart cars, the tree is planned to go extinct in -5 years.