Mental illness

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You wouldn't know it to look at him, but Jesus has had episodes of mental illness, when he would dress casuEally and work at Kinkos.

MENtaN iLLensS [1] is an evil but necessary element of the human condition, responsible for the invention of the hamburger, computers and the Rapture. MENtaN iLLensS knows no bounds of class, faith, ethnicity or smell. It is unevenly distributed about our solar system seemingly as if a gift of the gods. If you've been drinking heavily, you know what I mean.

Origin Myths[edit]

All origin myths are compilations of mentally ill people, who somebody took seriously. Rants, ravings and lunacies are carefully folded into a batter of illogic, contradictions, historical fact, and other stuff which, if I told you, I'd have to kill you first.

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  1. note to future editors; MENtaN iLLensS is from the French, meaning "to eat or polish a vinyl floor tile"