Monster in the closet
The monster in the closet is an infamous fright of the night (eek
rhyming rhy bread), but I am about to reveal what might be a BIG shock. The monster in the closet is actually... Mel Gibson.
How can this be?[edit | edit source]
Not the Answer To the Question[edit | edit source]
You don't have to read this, it isn't the answer.
The Answer To the Question[edit | edit source]
The answer is yes he is in everyone's closet at the same time. You may try this trick yourself but it wont work because you don't have a nuclear waste farm like Mel Gibson has.
How To Get Rid of Mel Gibson[edit | edit source]
Steal his nuclear waste.
Or sic Michael Jackson on him. Either way, he'll "come out of the closet" and then everyone will know he's unholy. Toodles!
Comments[edit | edit source]
“If what you call nuclear waste is what I call planting my avocado seeds in the backyard, then yes, I have nuclear waste but it's in fact merely an avocado. How would you feel if what you call eating an avocado, I called a nuclear waste digestion? Would you then stop eating your nuclear waste, which avocados are not. Nobody can be in that many closets at the same time!”