Muffin the Mule
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Damn he’s über. Muffin the Mule is the recently-appointed general of the Subbuteoan army, succeeding Mickey Moüse, after having been sacked by Germany for losing world war two. Muffin the Müle is world-famous for brutality, and has much fun with the following things:
- Necropedophilia
- Post-mortal ejaculation
- Beheading anyone who is suspected of being someone we wouldn’t like very much. Also eyries.
- Making The Magic Roundabout
- Sitting on faces
- Necrocoprophagia
- Sitting on American faces (a favorite fetish of...perhaps Muffin...yeah..)
- Miscellaneous
Muffin the Müle is awesome, and he has paper and pills to prove it.
Hahahahaha!!!!!!