Negativetheism
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Negativetheism (pronounced NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-BAT-MAN) is the belief that there is less than 0 gods. This belief results from people who are unable to count. Invented by Sure Isthat Newtime in the year 20021 after an anvil fell on him, he posits that "gawwwd done left there four there less than wun, makin it less than wun again." In his pornographic book, Optits.