Not A Convocation

“Dude, what's a convocation?”

~ Some guy

“Dude, what's a conversation?”

~ Some other guy

“Dude, what's a cow?”

~ Some other guy other than that other guy

“Dude, what's a cow doing in my backyard?”

~ Some other guy other than that other guy other than that other guy on on my cow

Side note

That dude's not literally on my cow, if you know what I mean...

"Dude, what's a convocation?"

"Well, according to the dictionary, it's a NOUN. It's pronounced con-vo-kay-shun."

"What is it?"

"Weeel, *snork snork* it has two meanings! Ooh, isn't that exciting? *snork snork*."

"Shut up you."

"Here are the two meanings *snork snork*"

noun

1. a large assembly of people.

2. the action of calling people together for a large formal assembly

"OH, shut up."

"But you *snork* ASKED!"

"Do you know what SARCASM is?"

"Hmm...let's go look it up".

noun

''the use of irony to mock or convey comtempt''

(Grabs axe)