Novachietzsche Studios

Novachiezstche Studios is an Arts and Media company, specializing in alien outsider art and the space arts, base located in St Helens, England. Most famed for Zottie Too Sportie (guitarlele and kazoo), Cap'n Roman Thome (juggler and ambience), and other performers, in particular the Underground Footlong Hotdog Foundation (famed open mic night hosted in Abram, UK. The company has the highest rate of success for extra terrestrial talent, as well as critics claim a 'claw of the law' over the alien street fighting scene in Manchester.

In 1987, Dawg Grimacey was a college student in St Helens, and posted a poster upon the toilet walls. The poster attracted humorous graffiti written in make up pens and blunt pencils, with profane and grotesque content, however Pendlegreen Chumblewhitt, a fellow student felt the urge to try something new in his life, after his failed attempt at his entrepreneurial streak of selling 'paper mache oranges and bananas'. He stated his interest in marker pen, with the statement 'meet me at the graveyard at five o'clock tonight - bring garlic and a hand sandwich. Thus, the founders of the company met for the first time, and bonded over their social interest in visitors from outer space. The moment which sealed the deal for Grimacey was that Pendlegreen shared tales of unusual aliens who were 'outsier in nature, and somewhat odd in musical sound' and over a 'real' orange told Grimacey he was friends with many of the talent from the local club, The Demon In The Attic Space, Lord Street, Newton Le Willows. And so the company set up their office within a week, and moved in by the end of the next week.

The first signing on the label was Al. Grandpa, an isolated happy shopper from Saturn. His ship landed on the River Mersey and floated for three hours, before being found by Anthony and his dog Peck. He squatted in Anthony's house for three years, before being prompted to leave, due to not showing any interest in repairing his space ship, nor locating any suitable fuel. The conversation was stated as causing confusion in Al, "Hey, Al... when are you going to fix your UFO?" "Eh?" "Yeah, you've been looking for fuel for the last three years, right?" "Whah?". So Al. Granpa became homeless, and so found the company on skimming the Rainbow Pages directory, thinking it was a charity to provide food for newly landed aliens. It is claimed that, upon entering the building, stumbled into a recording session college project and shouting 'Can ah' get a ham butty, love? I'm klempt, aye!'. The original tape recording of Everybody Has A Pickle As A Friend When They're in Maccie Dees, a social experiment in fast food subliminal messaging. And for this reason, the record still has Al shouting on it during the tuba solo in the third bridge.

Over the years the building became more kitted out with equipment, thanks to donations from locals and events raising awareness of extra terrestrial prejudice from the British people. An initiative to increase the arts funding in the north created more opportunities for space heroes to take residence on Earth, most notably the Gotta Get Em On Our Side Or They'll Rage An Interstellar War, thanks to head figure Madd Shanky Phresh, an expert in sci-fi concept albums and frequent practitioner in abstract toilet seats made in Birmingham.

Now the company can be seen promoting Interplanetary Beings Are Beings Too, a charity to provide food made from insects in local cafes, and food banks set up to recycle fishing bait and spider web candy floss to sew clothes for the varying heights and widths of interplanetary beings. in 2016 Carl Cowteppr, a famed alien performer on the streets of London, stated in a press release that 'too many aliens get outcast and sent naked on our shamed streets, when they only want to keep warm and be able to eat their clothes'. Controversy arose bringing internet search engines to drop connect, with the search term 'do aliens eat their own clothes', bringing up ethical issues up over whether farming spiders for their webs is fair. Countless celebrities stood up for Carl, who then went into hiding for three years until returning to promote his new album Edible Trousers Inc. which failed to reach the top 100 charts by one spot, being prevented by which he said was 'a pseudo intellectual's unentertainable rant on pencil lids being useless', in reference to Mickobi Wanttsomkrappenotnae's club cult classic 'I've lost that blinkin' pencil lid again, what are they used for again? Useless!'. Mickobi hit back with a quipp online, stating that Cowteppr was 'jealous of his dinosaur tipping prowess', challenging him to a match up with the words 'what's say ye to a tippin' challenge? 10,000 likes and we will get this done!'. The attempts at going viral failed, and people claim that Wanttsomkrappenotnae and Cowteppr co-conspired to go viral. The fact that Dolan Pumps were trending for three months meant that the bright coloured shoe laces from Bolton Shoelace Inventor Entertainment made the event a wet slog. As a result, both artists began to promote shoe laces as their only source of income. BSIE came out with a statement to claim 'we have no alliance with either novelty artist'. This made the controversy begin to take traction on the Hehefamussbeeps site, and a thread was started along with a video shared regarding the attempt to create a publicity stunt. It was covered in depth by local YouTuber PumpersheetPenDriveWhacker, who made a krappepost to highlight the events. This gained 1,300 views in an hour, but quickly faded out of the algorithm after a boy being shot by a nerf gun pushed it out and became the trending video for the fourteenth time that year.