Obsessive-Compulsive Man

Obsessive-Compulsive Man obsesses over compulsions of the fourth kind. Four example, if someone is compelled to build a fence painted with slightly bloated pigeons, then Obsessive-Compulsive Man promptly focues his efforts on obsessing over the matter, commonly by attaching himself to the compelled person with handcuffs and taking notes with his non-dominant hand, resulting in a scribbled mess on crumpled paper.

As a result, Obsessive-Compulsive Man is now on death row for annoying a person to death*.

*A belligerent knock on the head that only needed a band-aid in dressing.

See Also

• OCD
• ADD
• LSD