Octodest

Confronting an OCtodest can be risky business

Octodest is the month of eight destinations, commonly known as the Destination Destination. Not to be confused with the month of octopus destruction, which is named Ocktodest. It is named after the Oktoberfest and the Dasterdest, some word I just made up. Or so they thought, until they realized that Timbuktoofest comes first, some word i also made up.

It is 37 days long, (58 cm). This count can be split into five pieces, unlike a cake or pizza pie which has eight, each of which are one, unlike a cake where each is one eighth.