Omegle
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Why waste your time with friends and family when you could be chatting with random Internet users?
Omegle is an online chat website that allows anonymous users to communicate with other anonymous users.
People on Omegle[edit | edit source]
- Socialites.
- Businessmen.
- 12 year old girls.
- Normal people simply looking to engage in a polite conversation.
Examples of Omegle conversations[edit | edit source]
Let's take a dive into the world of strangers:
Attempt 1[edit | edit source]
- Connecting to server...
- Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: HELLO!!!@@@!!!
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I appear to have over-reacted to the prospect of human friendship. Perhaps I'll try a more laid-back approach:
Attempt 2[edit | edit source]
- Connecting to server...
- Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: Hey, S-dawg
- Stranger: heeey
- You: S is for stranger
- You: I think that's pretty cool
- You: Don't you agree, S-dawg?
- Stranger: u from?
- You: I'm from
- You: Illogicopedia
- You: Here to study strangers like yourself
- Stranger: where is it?
- You: It's at illogicopedia.org
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Maybe I didn't advertise enough. I'll try again, this time with more advertisement:
Attempt 3[edit | edit source]
- Connecting to server...
- Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: HEY!! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE MOST AWESOME SITE EVER?!?!!?1
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Now let's try communicating on their level:
Attempt 4[edit | edit source]
- Connecting to server...
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: hey d00d
- You: h0w da h3|| @re j00
- You: r u r3ddy 2 ch@ w1t m3h
- Stranger: i [CENSORED]ed a [CENSOR] last night
- You: d1d y0u
- You: d@z n13c
- Stranger: and my balls are itching now
- You: ty 4 th@ inf0
- You: i b3 g0iin n0w
- You have disconnected.
Ugh, typical. Let's try again, this time with 200% illogic:
Attempt 5[edit | edit source]
- Connecting to server...
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Stranger: hey
- You: PANCAKE CHICKEN IS WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE
- You: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ESCAEP
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Disconnecting is the new trend, eh? I'm gonna try being a total chav:
Attempt 6[edit | edit source]
- Connecting to server...
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: hi br0
- You: r u redy 2 chat
- Stranger: im not your bro
- You: i lyk rap music and r n b
- You: and i lyk 2 stand round in public and shout at ppl
- You: u dig bro
- Stranger: you sound like [CENSORED]
- You: nawww
- You: im white as a snowman ya dig
- Stranger: so you'r just wannabe [CENSORED]....
- You: yh
- You: dam ryt
- You: dats how we roll
- You: amg
- Stranger: you know what you get if you combine a [CENSORED] and an octopus?
- You: ur m0m
- You: olololololol
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That worked out well. Now let's be a nerd:
Attempt 7[edit | edit source]
- Connecting to server...
- Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- Stranger: hi
- You: Would you care to join me to play RuneScape excessively on the same wireless network whilst we eat pizza and discuss grammatical errors in the Monty Python movies?
- Stranger: no thx:p
- You: As you wish.
- Stranger: but sounds fun^^
- You: Care to join me to connect to YouTube and watch videos of people doing the same thing as I just suggested?
- Stranger: yes!^^
- You: OK then.
- Stranger: xD
- You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8djJ4qVGDg
- You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFVKVEPnbdI
- You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5MtOrQ1w0Y
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That was fun. I'm going now, to go chat to more idiots on Omegle. kthx.