Omegle

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Why waste your time with friends and family when you could be chatting with random Internet users?

Omegle is an online chat website that allows anonymous users to communicate with other anonymous users.

People on Omegle[edit]

The Omegle Zombie Game. Costs nothing but the expense of the other player.

Examples of Omegle conversations[edit]

Let's take a dive into the world of strangers:

Attempt 1[edit]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO!!!@@@!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I appear to have over-reacted to the prospect of human friendship. Perhaps I'll try a more laid-back approach:

Attempt 2[edit]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, S-dawg
Stranger: heeey
You: S is for stranger
You: I think that's pretty cool
You: Don't you agree, S-dawg?
Stranger: u from?
You: I'm from
You: Illogicopedia
You: Here to study strangers like yourself
Stranger: where is it?
You: It's at illogicopedia.org
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Maybe I didn't advertise enough. I'll try again, this time with more advertisement:

Attempt 3[edit]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY!! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE MOST AWESOME SITE EVER?!?!!?1
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Now let's try communicating on their level:

Attempt 4[edit]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey d00d
You: h0w da h3|| @re j00
You: r u r3ddy 2 ch@ w1t m3h
Stranger: i [CENSORED]ed a [CENSOR] last night
You: d1d y0u
You: d@z n13c
Stranger: and my balls are itching now
You: ty 4 th@ inf0
You: i b3 g0iin n0w
You have disconnected.

Ugh, typical. Let's try again, this time with 200% illogic:

Attempt 5[edit]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: PANCAKE CHICKEN IS WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE
You: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ESCAEP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Disconnecting is the new trend, eh? I'm gonna try being a total chav:

Attempt 6[edit]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi br0
You: r u redy 2 chat
Stranger: im not your bro
You: i lyk rap music and r n b
You: and i lyk 2 stand round in public and shout at ppl
You: u dig bro
Stranger: you sound like [CENSORED]
You: nawww
You: im white as a snowman ya dig
Stranger: so you'r just wannabe [CENSORED]....
You: yh
You: dam ryt
You: dats how we roll
You: amg
Stranger: you know what you get if you combine a [CENSORED] and an octopus?
You: ur m0m
You: olololololol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That worked out well. Now let's be a nerd:

Attempt 7[edit]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Would you care to join me to play RuneScape excessively on the same wireless network whilst we eat pizza and discuss grammatical errors in the Monty Python movies?
Stranger: no thx:p
You: As you wish.
Stranger: but sounds fun^^
You: Care to join me to connect to YouTube and watch videos of people doing the same thing as I just suggested?
Stranger: yes!^^
You: OK then.
Stranger: xD
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8djJ4qVGDg
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFVKVEPnbdI
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5MtOrQ1w0Y
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was fun. I'm going now, to go chat to more idiots on Omegle. kthx.