Oyster
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Be wartchin me earticle be ye. girn girn (various excitable toilet flushing noises) The Joker and the thief in the night. For he will come like a thief inflight.
How to open an oyster (if you-re no good at romance)[edit | edit source]
Steal my fructose flake and peel away to Oi-stir around my genitaliac gentile soup. Barry from Easty-benders likes to use his Oyster to babble wabble. Ravel acrobabbless tow on an astrobabblewabblegoatbabblewibble (oo solid).
Oyster sleep paterns[edit | edit source]
Sharks dream wet. And so don't Ich.
Kin of Bod I Odds - the motto of the nopeople
Sub-limb-in Al's message beep, something something something, i don't get sleep, no?[edit | edit source]
Subliminal Highlight of the week
Subliminal Highlight of the week Sgnih t-tsomse esnacn ud!!!
Oho, oh ho ho, to my ho, ho ho ho-oh the pokey mum.
Predominionly Oysters cause a stir by metamorphasising from one parking ticket to an ovarions wing for about 6 nano-gungadins. Goodboo fellow time shovellers. Remain geometrically inwangtising or fear the wrath of a foaming man.