Joker

Everybody's favorite funnyman - THE JOKER!!

“Who? The Joker!? He's such a card. Really he is.”

~ Women on The Joker

Joker is a benevolent humanitarian character in the DC Comics universe. His mission in life is to spread HAPPINESS and SMILES to the world, starting with Gotham City. The main obstacle to making everyone happy is the evil terrorist Batman - an obsessed psychopath who gets his jollies by ruining everyone's fun and insisting that everyone should be as depressed and goth all the time as he is.

The Joker is an essential factor in preserving the collective optimism of society. Without the Joker, everyone would become so bored with life that laughter would not exist anymore.

Joker's commercial enterprises

SmileX vs Brand X

The Joker's humanitarian efforts are financed through his brand of consumer products, "SmileX." His aggressive marketing campaign educated the entire world to know that people who use Brand X are sad and depressed, but SmileX makes people happy! However, SmileX actually contains Joker toxin, making Brand X the lesser of two evils.

Joker clothing brand

The Joker was also the founder of the Joker clothing brand which makes exclusively purple pinstripe suits and other clothing in outrageous colors. Also under this brand are a line of "I HATE BATMAN" and "WHY SO SERIOUS?" T-shirts.

Joker Fish

Joker also became deeply invested in the fishing business. Joker Fish are happy fish, therefore Joker Fish Sandwiches are Still Dead Fish Sandwhiches!

MC Joker

Joker's debut rap / hip hop / urban RnB release, "The Clown Prince of Rhyme E.P." featured collaborations with Insane Clown Posse and DJ Quinn. Unfortunately, it was not commercially successful, but the lead vocalist of Cypress Hill described it as, "Insane in the membrane. Insane in the brain!" He is planned to release the LP "Straight outta Gotham" in 2033 alongside bodybuilder Bain, casino owner John "The Penguin" Penguin, Doctor Harleen Quinzel, and the inventor of ice cream, Mr. Freeze.

Romance with Harley Quinn

In what could be described as an extreme example of Stockholm syndrome, the Joker's psychological therapist Dr. Harleen Quinzel fell in love with him while working with him at the Arkham Asylum in late 1992. She concluded that the Joker was completely cured due to her newfound theory that the Joker was in fact "super-sane," and that the rest of the world was oblivious of the fourth wall. Now known by the affectionate stage name of "Harley Quinn," Dr. Quinzel acts as the Joker's assistant in all his mischievous and/or deadly attempts to totally screw over everyone.