Pocket Atomic Bomb
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The Pocket Atomic BombTM, also known as Quarkbomb, is a version of the atomic bomb created by Albert Einstein, after ISO reduced Albert to atoms using his bare hammer. Because ISO couldn't see what Einstein was doing, Albert threw the bomb at ISO and it exploded.
Pros[edit | edit source]
- Can fit into pocket
- Explodes like a normal atomic bomb
- Inconspicuous
- Easy to use, just throw it!
Cons[edit | edit source]
- Can fall out from your pocket causing a nuclear disaster
- If you leave it in a wash machine, we are not responsible for it
- ISO might smash your head
Pocket Atomic Bomb Tennis[edit | edit source]
This event happened when ISO was playing tennis against Novak Djokovic, and at one point ISO replaced the ball with a pocket atomic bomb. Djokovic did not see the bomb, but he won the match by hitting the ball in the right corner when ISO was in the left. ISO, stupid as always, was running to the bomb in order to send it back, but he did not succeed and one of his teeth fell off because of the explosion. Every other witness died, except Djokovic, because he is a miracle man.