Prince Philip

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In times of war, one man (or mog) can save us. One man who, above every other has come to the rescue of a country in its time of need.

That man.... is Superman.

Prince Phillip is Britain's most famous doorstop and crown polisher.

Allies[edit]

  • The Queen, but only on Sundays. Maybe alsometimes a small band of anatolian nomad eyries.

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Other stuff[edit]

Apparently (that being a rather important word here), he got knocked down the stairs after a fight with Kate Middletits and an ambulance had to be called because he got his truncheon stuck up a corgi's arse. Apparently.