In times of war, one man (or mog) can save us. One man who, above every other has come to the rescue of a country in its time of need.
That man.... is Superman.
Prince Phillip is Britain's most famous doorstop and crown polisher.
Apparently (that being a rather important word here), he got knocked down the stairs after a fight with Kate Middletits and an ambulance had to be called because he got his truncheon stuck up a corgi's arse. Apparently.