Purple Cheese Hamsternicorn

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The purple cheese hamsternicorn (sometimes shortened to just hamsternicorn) a purple hamster made out of cheese with one horn. They are rumored to not exist, but those people are EEBLE!!! That is because they do exist.

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Appearence (Told you!)[edit | edit source]

They are purple and hamster-shaped. They are holed with Swiss cheese holes. They have a Size Hamster unicorn horn.

Origin[edit | edit source]

The very first one was created when a hamster and a unicorn were milked. Their milks were combined, thus creating a giant cat. Although they are already large, this was as large as a banana portal. The cat was schmorange. However, it drank a tub full of purple food colorpinggggggggggg (pronounced colorpinggggggggggg) of doom. It was transformed into a purple cheese hamsternicorn.

Reproduction[edit | edit source]

They are self-pollinating.

Powers[edit | edit source]

Like a unicorn, they can use magic powers through their horn. Their powers include:

Hamternicorns as Pets[edit | edit source]

They are not yet kept as pets. That is because nobody has tried yet. You can if you want, though.