Spontaneous Combustion

“Spontaneous combustion is- *bursts into flames*”
~ Me

Spontaneous combustion is when someone, per above, bursts into flames. It has been thought to be caused by- *bursts into flames*.

The first reported cases of spontaneous combustion were on- *bursts into flames*.

This same joke over and over again is getting- *bursts into flames*.

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