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Frunobulax, engaged in a life-and-death game of tug.

A contribution to the Dawn French article by my dog, Frunobulax. Irregardless[1], it appears to be[2] the case that Q32 is a request for play while the author is trying to write.

My initial reaction[edit]

The first thought I had was to fart loudly, thereby distracting Frunobulax and allowing me to undo her callous and unwarranted attentions to my article. Due to a recent intake of protein-rich foodstuffs, however, I thought better of it.

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  1. Not an actual, real word.
  2. Since Frunobulax can't actually speak English, we must rely on suppositions and hypotheses of the author.