Rabbiphant

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Rabbiphant
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A grave that probably contains a rabbiphant
Conservation Status
 Extinct 
Kingdom Mythicalia
Phylum Vertebrata
Class Necrophilia
Order Loyal Order of the Waterbuffalo
Family none
Genus Delicious Stupidius
Species Elephantus Rabbititisus
Weight 32,000 oz
Width 3,500 - 4,500 in
Height 1,750 - 2,250 in
Length 7,000 - 9,000 in

A Rabbiphant was a large blellow ashiaitarian native to the Canadian dessert near Toronto, Ontario. The last of which passed away Smarch 13, 1313. It was survived by it's teddy bear[1] and imaginary friend.[2]

Intelligence[edit | edit source]

none

Legacy[edit | edit source]

N/A

Fine Print[edit | edit source]

  1. Murdered on Smarch 14, 1313 by a real bear
  2. Who disappeared around this time and was never found

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