Koala

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A koala stalking shiny stuff. Note the disgusted look in its eyes.
     Whoops! Maybe you were looking for a real bear?

“I drew a koala for class - then it ate my paper.”

~ TheOddity on a koala

“This here's a rare koala! And just lookit those fangs! Wait... why's it coming at me?”

~ Steve Irwin on a koala

“Aww, how cuuuu- HOLY CRAP, IT'S EATING HIS FACE”

~ Barry Scott on seeing a koala eat Steve Irwin's face

Koalas are a seemingly harmless species of bears found in the countries of Australia and Koalafornia that are cute and cuddly - until they start walking toward you. They do not like shiny objects (including camera lenses) and will attack anyone having such things. They also don't like making eye contact with anyone. Anyone. At all.

Do you want to end up like Steve Irwin?

If you don't, stay away from the koalas.

If you do... I suggest you visit this nice place, called the 'asylum'...

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