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“Run, rabbit run!”
“Didn't they say that in Forrest Gump?”
| Rabbit | ||
|---|---|---|
 Rabbit! | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
| Least Concern | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Vertebrata | |
| Class | Mammalia | |
| Order | Wabbit | |
| Family | Killer Bunnies | |
| Genus | Hyenadai | |
| Species | S. Galoot | |
| Width | 0.30m (avg) | |
| Length | 0.30m (avg) | |
| Binomial Name | ||
(R. Dialect, 2011) | ||
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About Rabbits[edit | edit source]
- Rabbits are vegetarians.
- Rabbits eat plants.
- Rabbits eat your plants.
- Rabbits eat your neighbor's plants.
- Rabbits eat all plants.
- Some brave rabbits may attempt to eat you.
Beware the rabbits!
Some more Rabbit stuff...[edit | edit source]
- A rabbit crossed with a bat is a Bat Rabbit.
- A rabbit crossed with a lobster is a crabbit.
- Ribbits are often offended when someone screws up and types "ribbits".
- A ribbit will come and kill anyone who types "ribbits" instead of rabbits.
- Rabbits are bucktoothed
- Rabbits may seem cute and innocent, but do not be fooled.
- Rabbits do not only eat carrots, though most children think they do.
- The Easter Bunny is evil!!!
- The Wester Bunny drives expensive clocks.