Ranting

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RANTING[edit]

Why me? Huh?? WHY ME???
They hate me on Wikipedia
They hate me on Uncyclopedia
They hate me here

What, was I too late to join? Do I not get in to the club... Eh? What makes you better than me, eh?? What makes anyone better than anyone???

Furthermore, I don't know what doesn't make ME better than YOU!

Some people just fail to acknowledge this... You know who you are... YOU KNOW! Check this out! ...(Fall Out Boy)... And compare it to this! ...(This page does not exist)... Tell me what's better!

HA, yeah of course that's what you would say! But what do people with taste say? They don't exist. T'is only I, not U. Name another who can profess to believing Manos: The Hands of Fate was a valian cinematic effort whereas Rear Window was a pompous overhyped TV film! You can't! Because only I know, and only I am one! Beat That!

Who knows why? I don't!

ELABORATING[edit]

Because my articles use some original in-humor, do not correctly utilize established in-humor, and just plain aren't funny! Can you really say that the opposite is any better? Just because I leave for weeks and fail to do entertaining things while I'm here does not give you permission to act so silly in this nonsensical wiki anyone can edit! BAH. You can't say I don't have better things to do! I am a member of several, several other wikis, as well as a great number of fan-forums, I can't just leave them, THEY MIGHT GO ON SOME RANT!!!

EMO-ING[edit]

Jeeeeeeeeeeez... Look at me, ranting like this... I bet no one even cares... I bet this looks just like another crappy attempt at randomness soiled by my small, impotent nature... I bet this will end up deleted along with all the rest of my stuff... I bet I couldn't even fix this if I tried... I bet I'll just give up on this rant... I bet I'll get a stern-yelling-at-me... I'll bet I'll get bored and leave for a long time... I bet I won't be able to just stay away... I bet by the time I get back something else will be deleted or NERFed... I bet nobody cares about me... I bet no one will even read or edit this...

PARANOIA[edit]

Don't think you're not seeing this!!!, Looking at it once!!!, Making a copy of it to seethe at!!!, And pretending you're not viewing it anymore,,,! You think I am over???, My games have just begun!!!, I'll make so many quirky-yet-uninteresting articles you won't be able to decide whether to delete them or make some new Ennui-pedia to house them all!!!, That is where my rebellion will begin!!!, An empire shall be built!!!, dEATH TO THE CABALDROME lONGE LIVE THE NEW SKIN!!!

RAVING[edit]

ONLY WHEN THE PEOPLE CAN NO LONGER TRUST THE SYSTEM THAT RULES THEM THAT IS WHEN THE EMPIRE OF CRIME CAN BEGIN I BET YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND I I HAVE SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM OF MOVIES THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS AND LIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fuuuuuuuumiiiiiinnnngggggg[edit]

Well that helped, I'm going over to my friend's house to catch a flick. Be back later.