Rob Zombie

Rob Zombie is an American musician and filmmaker. He is known for his dedication to realism and character development. He is an outspoken critic of video nasties and surreal film-making. He lives in New Norwich with his waifu, Black Rock Shooter. His music typically with gritty, down-to-earth, depressing subjects such as drug addiction and teenage prostitution.

Early Life

At the age of 4, Rob Zombie committed suicide. At school, he was a gifted somnabulator. He was taught music by Bayonetta. He had sex with all the girls and sprouted ten testicles. Alargo Arom. Amimbo Amoom. Irnida Aronga Avalbo Asnig Hoodaro indorio Izagnoff. In his university years, he learned the secrets of time manipulation and first caught sight of his future waifu, Black Rock Shooter. His parents were sentient dildos from Sweden.

Career

After using his time manipulation powers to have a 6 year long gap year, Rob used his film studies degree to land a picture deal on his first feature debut film. It was an adaptation of David Lynch's unfinished manuscript Petro-Zolnar-Petar.He gained a small cult following and some critical acclaim with this film. Rob later complained of studio interference which forced him to stick with the pie fight ending. Due to his time manipulation powers, Rob can take as long as he likes with his shoots which allows him to make sure each shot is perfect. He later found his niche in making arthouse dramas with the enormous amount of cash he got from his first film. Rob himself admits that due to him being rich the profit of the films he makes doesn't matter to him. What truly matters is whether he was satisfied with his product. He describes his marriage to Black Rock Shooter as "happy and well-worn".

Filmography

Film Title	Year Made	Status
Petro-Zolnar-Petar	2003	Director
Asshole Cuntwanker	2005	Screenwriter
Bitchfucker Supreme	1997	Cinematographer
Dave	2004	Director, Screenwriter
Lover	2009	Director
Iced Beer Rondo	2010	Guest Cameo