Rocky Mountains
“Did Sylvester Stallone really run up those mountains?”
The Rocky Mountains are an area of the globe that, despite popular belief, hold specific supernatural tendencies that allow people to turn grains of rice into a gold-like substance. Several geologists and supernaturalists deny these claims, although evidence would lead people to believe it is undeniable fact.
Take for example esteemed person Pancho Suarez:
| I submit this as undeniable fact due to evidence. Now where's my money? |
Anyone who denies these facts of supernatural abilities in the Rocky Mountains are fools and should be removed immediately.
Geography[edit | edit source]
Many geographic "experts" claim the Rocky Mountains are located in the west-central area of NorthAmerica. They, however, are wrong. The Rocky Mountains are actually located in an area commonly known as the Bermuda Triangle, which explains the history of missing airplanes, boats, and other vehicles in the area. There is evidence to prove it, too.
“I am evidence to prove this.”
“The Rocky Mountains are in the Bermuda Triangle.”
Rockies and Evil[edit | edit source]
Other reliable sources indicate that the Rocky Mountains are evil.
This means that they are evil.