Salvation

"And lo, did they teleport unto the Promised Land, and as promised by God, was there plentiful goat trees in full bloom. And thus were the groceries delivered on time." Leviticus 43:17

Salvation is what I offer you here, O seeker after truth. Sit, be comfortable. Hot beverage? Bier? Toke? No? It's bubblegum kush.

Don't mind if I do...

So, you want to be saved, eh? So, son/daughter, from what do you wish to be saved? Or do you wish to be savored? In either case, from or by what? Are you fighting monsters in your dreams?

Big scary things that demand worship, first of all… they are best ignored. When reality contains such associations as CIA and LSD. Apropos to Satan Wrap (Saran is an ancient Tabelenackian for Satan), government programmers are frantic to create wrapper classes for such things as bowling balls and received pronunciations.

I have declared myself a reprobate in front of Rabbinical courts on four continents, and so far, none have commented publicly. That's not to say that a series of small explosions can't be amusing now and again. Say, on a Britcom.

Rather than presume guilt, why not ask yourself "what's all the fuss about?"? Other than trilobites, there is nothing to fear concerning self expression, especially through art.