Sega Genesis

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Genesis does what Nintendon't!

“Genesis does what Nintendon't!”

~ TV

“Super NES is what Genesisn't!”

~ Someone 3 years after

Sega Genesis is the lame-arsed sequel to the Sega Mega Drive released in 1989 after Reagan Smash tore down the wall. [1]

Sega Genesis is still popular today with the Mormons because it’s better than coffee is of the debbil and the Genesis makes you want water instead of sinful bean water.

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  1. It got fixed by Roger Waters

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