Shakespearian Creation

In the beginning, there was nothing.

That is, off course, excluding William Shakespeare.

[Enter Adam, Eve.]

And so it begins.

Adam: Wherest art thou, dearest Eve? Eve: Nearest to the tree of apple. Adam: Aye, for what does the tree produce? Eve: The tree produces serpents, those of which kind may speak smoothly and kindly. Adam: For what cause does this serpent speak? Eve: He wishes of me to eat an apple. Adam: And you shall. [Exuent]

Things went as normal, except people talked in stuffy English and used mind-blowing metaphors and other figurative devices.

And so went creation.

As expected, language dissolved, and so began the birth of ebonics, the anti-Shakespeare. But that's a different story.

See also

• M*****h The Scottish Play
• Infinite monkey theorum, which would and could result in these exact words.
• Bromeo and Dudeliet