William Shakespeare

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An unretouched photo of Willie Shakespeare.
Not to be confused with Shakespeare, a disease common amongst golfers.

Recently, scientists have found evidence to support that Shakespeare was actually a fake author's name for none other than Schroedinger.

After drinking a combination of liquid heroin mixed with fukbeer, William Shakespeare (also known as Willem Shakspar by illiterates, or Willy Shakes by who knows) started writing his first plays. The writing process usually happened while in an epileptic fit.

Famously he left his tongue out to dry on a scaffold and came back to find it had been stolen by the police.

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Allen GinsbergAldous HuxleyAmphioxusAnonymousAyn RandBram StokerC. S. LewisCharles BukowskiDr. SeussDonna TarttDouglas AdamsEdward Bulwer-LyttonFrancis E. DecFranz KafkaJoseph Sheridan Le FanuG. Samuel BlogGeorge HamburgH. P. LovecraftHardwick FundlebuggyHomerHunter S ThompsonJ. D. SalingerJ.K. RowlingJack KerouacJohn MiselstoneLeo TolstoyLeonardo da VinciLewis CarrollMichael MaryllianR. L. StineShirley JacksonTheodor AdornoVictor HugoWilliam S. BurroughsWilliam Shakespeare

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